Ultimate Straight Edge Revenge.
midwest-monster:

hamburgerjack:

lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
1985 | Bowling for Soup
Bad Day | Daniel Powter
Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
Crazy in Love | Beyonce
Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
The Reason | Hoobastank
Hey Ya | Outkast 
My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
Work It | Missy Elliott
White Flag | Dido
Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
Milkshake | Kelis
Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
Mr. Brightside | The Killers
Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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MIDDLE SCHOOL?
HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE?
*sobs*
HOW OLD AM I?

^^^^^^ SERIOUSLY.  I graduated high school in 2004.  I was literally getting high and drunk and having sex and driving my Jeep Wrangler around the suburbs to these songs.  
alanghannoum:

I was going to book a show myself for my birthday, but I wouldn’t fuck with this in a million years.
Who’s down to hit up Hoax for my 19th birthday?

I wouldddd :)

I love you as much as the amount of cigarettes I have smoked.

京 (街灯/Street light)

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colouredpaper:

New idol: Oscar Wilde 📖 (Taken with instagram)
lovequotesrus:

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